Buy a train, bridge or tracks from the Swiss Railway

(sbbresale.ch)

68 points | by kisamoto 2 days ago

13 comments

  • mplanchard 1 hour ago
    You can pay Amtrak to haul your train car around[0], so you’ve just got to figure out a way to get the car from Switzerland to the US, and then you can really get around in style.

    [0]: https://www.amtrak.com/privately-owned-rail-cars

    • doe88 1 hour ago
      Someone should definitely forward this to Kim Jong Un, maybe they also make a custom armored version.
    • voidUpdate 1 hour ago
      Make sure you get one that matches American gauge and isn't one of the the meter gauge mountain trains
      • bluGill 55 minutes ago
        gauge is likely easy to change. Not cheap, but Amtrak demands expensive inspections and refurbishment to run, so the cost of changing the gauge is likely fairly small compared to the other costs.
      • user_7832 21 minutes ago
        Not sure if it directly helps here, but multi gaage railway cars are a thing. Iirc on some European lines, the trains switch their gauge.
    • retired 1 hour ago
      It’s possible in The Netherlands to charter a private train. I have seen large companies do this for a company retreat. It’s not even that expensive. I remember it being €5000/hour which isn’t a bad way to move 300 employees to the other side of the country.
    • kortilla 1 hour ago
      Is there someone that does this frequently with a breakdown in costs and their experience? This sounds lit as a goal for an eccentric millionaire.
      • dabluecaboose 37 minutes ago
        There are clubs[1][2] of owners, and they'll generally rent them out to people. We looked into doing it for my bachelor party. Unfortunately, the cost is akin to renting a yacht for the same amount of time (On the order of thousands per day, minimum), so we quickly shelved that plan for an AirBnB.

        [1] https://www.aaprco.com/ [2] https://www.rpca.com/

      • skinfaxi 1 hour ago
      • fineIllregister 1 hour ago
        I don't have personal experience, but I've heard it's not viable. The biggest issue is that Amtrak offers the service on a "best effort" basis, which means that if the train you want to hook up to is running late (which this frequently are due to conflicts with cargo traffic), they won't hook your car up, and you have to wait for the next train, which also might not be able to hook you up.
      • bluGill 52 minutes ago
        There are a few clubs that have cars that do this for a club outing. Members pay a small amount of dues, but the largest cost is labor - you are expected to help rebuild their cars. Most of the club money seems to come from renting the cars out.

        The above is what I gather from reading their websites. However there is no club close enough to me for joining to be reasonable and so I didn't verify the above.

      • mplanchard 1 hour ago
        If I ever get to be a millionaire, it’s certainly on my list!
  • mwexler 1 hour ago
    I just want the clocks. Mondaine tries, but they aren't the same. That 58.5 second rotation then pause is quite clever.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_railway_clock

    • game_the0ry 23 minutes ago
      The central clock dependency is cool, but I wonder is there were any problems with latency -- like does the centralized electrical impulse reach a train station 10km away and another one at 20km at the same time? Did they factor that in?
      • bauruine 2 minutes ago
        Isn't that propagating with around the speed of light? Switzerland is only about 1 light ms wide so even if they only have one master clock instead of one per train station the latency should be negligible especially in the 1950s.
      • bluGill 11 minutes ago
        The speed of light is copper wires is fast enough that you don't need to factor this in. At least not for human purposes.
      • madaxe_again 14 minutes ago
        I know the Swiss are known for punctuality and timekeeping, but I don’t think anyone is going to notice a 33μs delay to their train.
    • hydrogen7800 31 minutes ago
      After my first visit to Switzerland, I knew I needed one of those clocks for my home. Unfortunately the ones available are cheap (though expensive) and don't have the second hand dwell at the top of each minute.
  • 999900000999 17 minutes ago
    If I was rich I’d go to a small town in a developing country and create a monorail. I’d buy up a 4km by 4km plot of land and create a car free city ( aside from emergency vehicles).

    Free public transport, bikes and shoes for everyone

    • panick21_ 2 minutes ago
      Monorails suck and are properity garabage. Is a recepy for bad transit at increase cost.
  • Svip 1 hour ago
    If I was filthy rich, I'd buy a plot of land near a railway line (that is at least attached to the main lines), build my own siding, and buy one of DSB's IC3 MUs[0], maybe also an IR4 MU[1], so they can together ride on electrified and non-electrified tracks. Then refurbish their interior, install as many signal compatibility systems, and, for the IR4, have it support as many overhead voltage systems as possible. I have a soft spot for the MF/ER class trains.

    [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSB_Class_MF [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSB_Class_MF#IR4_%22InterRegio...

    • james_pm 7 minutes ago
      That is exactly how the Halton County Railway Museum near Toronto came to be. A bunch of dudes bought an old streetcar (tram) to save it from the scrappers and built a track on some property to have fun driving it around. https://hcry.org/
    • bluGill 51 minutes ago
      Most people do this as part of a club. You join the club and combine everyone's money to buy the things needed, and then everyone in the club can enjoy it.
    • AnimalMuppet 1 hour ago
      Or maybe donate it to the Illinois Railway Museum (irm.org) so that they could run it for more people than just yourself.
      • user_7832 16 minutes ago
        If we're doing hypotheticals, why not both?
  • xattt 1 hour ago
    A similar option is available in North America (1).

    Very niche, and it’s run by Larry Paikin, 93-year-old father of legendary Canadian journalist Steve Paikin.

    (1) http://www.locomotives.ca

  • ez_mmk 48 minutes ago
    If anyone is looking for a german train: https://www.db-gebrauchtzug.de
  • PeterStuer 26 minutes ago
    Unfortunately no HO scale, so that's a pass for me.
  • herbst 52 minutes ago
    Some things are actually interesting and useable (as kinda normal human being, without the need for a new bridge or train)
  • voidUpdate 1 hour ago
    Is it pickup only, or do they deliver as well?
    • bluGill 50 minutes ago
      They can likely arrange delivery for a fee, you would need to ask.
    • MrBuddyCasino 1 hour ago
      When SBB has a bridge to sell you, you should pick it up in person.
      • wongarsu 53 minutes ago
        When London Bridge was sold in the 1960s it was also on the buyer to pick it up from its original location and transport it to the US
        • hydrogen7800 22 minutes ago
          I have to look this up each time I am reminded of it, to make sure it's not some absurd urban legend.
        • dhosek 29 minutes ago
          I remember the day I decided to finally go see the London Bridge and I drove over it three times trying to find it.
  • garyfirestorm 1 hour ago
    Do they ship internationally
  • drcongo 1 hour ago
    I came quite close to buying a tube carriage a couple of years ago but it was slightly too long for where I wanted to put it.
  • classified 23 minutes ago
    Holy fuck, they do have a bridge to sell you. Although it's only available from 2027-04-01. April fools?