7 comments

  • orlp 36 minutes ago
    First, this article is mostly (AI?) regurgitation. This is much better: https://smalldatum.blogspot.com/2026/01/common-prefix-skippi....

    Second, I have independently invented this (quicksort on string prefixes) at my time at CWI, although I didn't end up publishing it, because...

    Third, this was already published in the original 1961 Quicksort paper by Hoare: https://www.cs.ox.ac.uk/files/6226/H2006%20-%20Historic%20Qu.... Near the end, the section on "Multi-word keys" describes a quicksort that partitions on just the first word, and only accesses the next word for the equality partition. And funnily enough this paper credits P. Shackleton for this, thus this idea was thought of even before the Quicksort paper came out.

    So as is usual for software patents, this patent never should have been awarded.

  • dafelst 2 hours ago
    It's kind of insane that such an obvious optimization can be patented, I have to imagine that it has been invented independently dozens if not hundreds of times.
  • galkk 13 minutes ago
    Looks like an AI rewrite of something better.
  • Validark 20 minutes ago
    Thank you.

    For wasting my time.

    The only thing someone could learn from this is that CPU registers can be 8 bytes.

  • beastman82 1 hour ago
  • hermitcrab 25 minutes ago
    A vague article.

    With one sentence per line.

    Most annoying.

  • charcircuit 38 minutes ago
    >A CPU register is naturally 8 bytes in size

    What does naturally even mean here. How is a 64 byte register's (zmm0) size any less natural?

    • RealityVoid 33 minutes ago
      Or a 7 byte register, if you really want to get freaky.
      • _3u10 16 minutes ago
        What about 36 bit registers
    • jeffbee 26 minutes ago
      Nothing in this slop means anything particularly, but this detail is extra-wrong considering the variety of processors that the inventor says he used to create this algorithm.